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Joke of the Day
"What is a Jew's least favorite animal ? A dolphin"
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"How do you make your penis bigger? Eat chicken and watermelon then wash it down with grape drink."
"so what if I can't spell Armageddon.. .. it's not the end of the world."
"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"
"What do you call Bees that make milk? Boobies I'm so sorry, it's late and my friend just told this joke to me."
"An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some sort of joke?!"""
"The secret to making a good egg is the way you ap-poach it. *a man in the audience has a stroke and dies from being so angry at this joke*"
"[does his regular grocery shopping] Cashier: having a kid's birthday party? Me: ...................yes."
"What do fake news sites and porn subreddits have in common? No source."
"1:5 people in the world are Chinese. My family has 5 people so its either my mom, dad, brother Colin or Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin"