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"What does a fish say when it hits a wall? Dam"
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"Two guys walk into a bar The first says, ""I'll have H2O."" The second said, ""I'll have H2O too."" He died."
"Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent."
"Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart."
"""Does this leaf make me look fat?"" - Eve."
"What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall He breaks his nose"
"Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities."
"I read somewhere that only 2/11 jokes are funny. Well, what I read was that 9/11 jokes are never funny, but I like to be positive."
"There once was a jealous zombie... But he ate his heart out."
"What does Sting have in common with a snitch? They both sang at the police."