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Joke of the Day
"My trademark fight move is to ask someone very nicely not to hit me or be mean to me."
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"The sign said ""fine for parking here"" And since it was fine, I parked there."
"What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm? Squatters."
"Q: Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type."
"My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents."
"I painted my computer black last night Now it runs much faster"
"No self-respecting murderer is going to have the patience to stand there for the twenty or thirty hours it'll take me to dig my own grave."
"People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community. But it's Trudeau."
"All white people are part Asian... Their cock's Asian"
"Did you hear about the guy born without a brain? Never mind."