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Joke of the Day

"Your mother..."

"What do you call it when you jerk off in the bath? Mastubation"

"IHTGYATSWTFIM = I had to Google your acronym to see what the fuck it meant."

"What did the dragon say as he entered the party? Hey, how are you *Alduin*?"

"I'm no master of suspense, but..."

"Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you."

"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)"

"Why is fruit so expensive? I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus."

"[Jogs to a halt in front of you minutes after a fire truck passes]That guy's (panting) never gonna sell any fire (panting) driving that fast"

"What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink? Sake. (sock-key)"