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Joke of the Day
"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Concentrated."
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"Why do black people hate chainsaws? **RUN** NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA"
"What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike? Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget."
"I saw a deer yesterday. I asked it if it had any doe. It said yeah, about two bucks."
"Naked man doing jumping jacks... db qp db qp db qp db qp"
"Still in line for the iPhone 5. I'm the only one here. Thinking this might actually be an abandoned Radio Shack. Still, gonna be worth it!"
"Knock knock. (Who's there?) Ric Flair. Ric Flair WHOOO?!"
"A tap, tap, tapping at my door Knock, knock. *Who's there?* Control freak. *Contro-* (interrupting) Now you say, ""Control freak who?"""
"Knock knock!"
"I wouldn't say my neighbourhood's been gentrified But it's been demilitarised"