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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American."

"The concept of blonde jokes are very simple. Everybody gets it, not the blondes though."

"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? A man with short-term memory problems. A man with short-term memory problems who? Knock knock"

"I live in a country where everything goes well together A Combo-Nation"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? . . . . He saw his gas bill."

"A rainbow took an exam... It passed with flying colours."

"What do you call a prostitude asking for a ride? A Hictchooker"

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles"

"Today, I went to the toilet without bringing my phone. There are 178 tiles in the bathroom all and 6 stalls in total."

"What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa? Santa Claws"