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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have discovered a new way to get AIDS from toilets You sit down before the other man is done."

"A Reddit mod deleting their account during controversy and creating a new one is like... the Reddit CEO"

"What's do you call a tampon tutorial? A demenstruation"

"I recommend everyone to go swimming with piranhas. It's a once in a lifetime experience."

"The human body is 70 percent water?? *looks at a glass of water* damn girl"

"Whenever I start to disrobe in front of a lady; I always hand her a card that states ""A mild sense of Nausea is perfectly normal"""

"I invented telescopic arms for snooker players........and the rest is history."

"How do you become a millionaire overnight? Start off a billionaire then make a bunch of bad investments."

"It's a sin to love another's wife and a punishment to love yours."

"Want his attention? Send nudes Want to piss him off? When he responds, reply ""Oops, wrong person"""