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Joke of the Day

"This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. ""You got any I.D.?"" the patrolman asked."" ""'Bout what?"" the hillbilly replied."

"Online shopping. My wife was complaining that i shop too much online and that i had to send some shit back where it came from. So i have sent her back to Thailand."

"Why is camping so exciting? Because it's in tents."

"Knock Knock. Who's There? Not Comcast."

"When is it okay for monks to use e-mail? When there are no attachments"

"""I Wish I Had Her Skin!"" - Teenage Girls & Serial Killers"

"This morning i used redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes of driving on the highway, i realized i left my car at home!!!"

"New air jordans What do you call the new air jordans in mexico The air juan 11sd"

"My wife asked me why I suddenly froze in one position during sex. I said: ""It's a new move I learned from PornHub. It's called 'buffering'."""

"Damn girl, you must be drunk? Thats your puke your eating"