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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a prostitute working for Disney? High Ho, High Ho"

"What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid? ""You're nothing budapest!"""

"Three old guys are out walking... Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"

"If gravity were a person... He'd be pretty down to earth."

"[CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. ""I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!"" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!"

"What do you take before every meal? A seat."

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today."

"Man goes to a burger stand and asks for an Oasis burger The vendor asks what an Oasis burger is. You get a roll with it."

"(NSFW) What's a vagina's favorite type of music? Cuntry!"

"Boob. B (top view) oo (front view) b (side view)"