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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a Classical German composer with an erupting volcano? Baklava. (It came to me in a dream last night. I dunno man..)"

"What do you call a belt made of paper? A waist of paper. *knee slap*"

"What do you call a pickled female deer? A dilldoe."

"I like my jokes how I like my babies. Stolen and beaten to death."

"""got you by the balls""... classic reference to the type of situation where someone is holding your balls and you can't jump around too much."

"How dare you accept my apology, I wasn't really apologizing, that was a trick to get you to say that nothing was my fault"

"Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo? They only had 4 cars."

"What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are? Four different answers"

"What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope? sin or cosine?"

"A kid asks his dad ""What's worse: ignorance or indifference?"" ""Johnny"", responds his dad, "" I neither know nor care."" Edit: granma grammar."