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Joke of the Day
"I was nearly crushed under a huge pile of bread. I was in so much pain."
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"Who is the king of the pencil case? The Ruler"
"Nice try, blocked number but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."
"A few years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."
"How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nein."
"Axl Rose: Where do we go? Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now? Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now? Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!"
"""This is gonna be so awful, and everyone's least favorite, yet .0001 of the population will keep it in demand."" - Inventor of licorice"