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Joke of the Day

"Axl Rose: Where do we go? Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now? Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now? Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!"

"How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar? Free Endless Salad Tossing"

"Last weekend I went to shooting practice, when I was done I needed a ride so I called up my buddy and asked if he could pick me up, he said sure where u at Then I said, the pre school"

"What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes."

"If Jason Bateman had a servant... Would his servant call him Master Bateman?"

"What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans? The scaffolding"

"I put a bumper sticker on my car that says ""honk if I'm pretty"" Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights"

"Every time I get out of a small car it looks like a giraffe being born."

"Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride? Mooooootorcycles!"

"What do you give someone who is about to tear up? Tape"