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Joke of the Day

"A few years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."

"With a wheelchair, everyday is Halloween! Children are scared of you, adults try to guess what you are, and the elderly just give you candy! Paraphrased from the wonderful Zach Anner"

"What do you say when you cross a donkey and a deer? Dat ass doe"

"Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel? Angela Merkel."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger wakes up on easter morning..."

"Do regular squirrels think flying squirrels are super heroes??!"

"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"

"Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days."

"*wakes up the guy next to me* wow theres a sleepy boy here on this plane haha. Im on business myself. tryin to see if iceland is made of ice"

"Meet my new lizard friend... He's my newt!"