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Joke of the Day

"It's the year 2057, humans are shaped like candy canes from years of looking down at their phones. Striped-clothing is always in fashion."

"An American, a German, an Irishman and an Englishman are on a plane. I forgot to mention an Arab is also onboard... Kaboom."

"We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with."

"How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let the wenches do the dishes in the dark."

"God is obviously a Civil Engineer... ... Only a civil engineer would route a sewage system through a playground."

"What do you call a rap battle? Black-on-black rhyme"

"My iPhone does NOT rule my life. Battery - Don't worry, Siri. I got this."

"""i cnat believe this!"" he yells as his beard of bees turns on him. ""i would expect this from the others but not u"" he says to 1 specific bee"

"A grasshopper hops into a bar... The bartender sees him and says ""Hey, we have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper looks up and says, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""

"When it comes to Pope vs. Trump, do you take the side of the guy who wears that ridiculous thing on his head or the Pope?"