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Joke of the Day

"It's the year 2057, humans are shaped like candy canes from years of looking down at their phones. Striped-clothing is always in fashion."

"Why did Daenerys cross the road? To be that much closer to crossing the ocean."

"Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies? I'm a huge fan."

"We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in ""why did the chicken cross the road"" not as in ""live wasps""."

"I hate it... I hate it when people say something online and don't take credit for it. Pussies. Anonymous"

"Pretty sure marriage was invented to help people overcome their fear of death."

"Death Joke ""My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die."" ""Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?"" ""The judge told him."""

"What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison."

"Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!"

"Why was the ocean always sad? Because the beach never waved back."