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Joke of the Day

"Apparently there are midget prostitutes in Thailand who cost less than a dollar. Clearly they're selling themselves short."

"It's hard to tweet and change the baby's diaper at the same time.nnI probably should have waited until I got to a red light."

"The Defecator. ""That's not even a real Transformer."" Beat it, kid."

"You would be a good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"

"Is it just me...... or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing ?"

"My Friend said her ovaries hurt I told her she was Ovary-acting."

"Stop calling Donald Trump ""Hitler"" Really, Hitler doesn't deserve to be slandered like that!"

"Jared Bogle Always trying to get into smaller pants"

"What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person? A wiener"

"Where does a Mexican go when they feel threatened? Hispanic Room"