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Joke of the Day

"GENIE: you have three wishes. ME: sweet, I wish for pie. GENIE: okay, whatever, you have 3.14 wishes."

"How do Asian's name their children? Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*"

"I drank too much over the holidays. I was at the doctor's yesterday and gave a urine sample. It had an olive in it."

"You know whats the problem with Proctologists.... They always butt in."

"I was in Feruson, got jumped by 5 black guys It started right up, they said I just need to replace the battery."

"What do you call a rotten lamb chop? Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad."

"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?"

"Son: Mom! What's a gf? Mom: if you're a good boy, you'll get one when you're older. Son: What is I'm not a good boy? Mom: You'll get many."

"Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying ""the economy"" a lot."

"Knock Knock? Whos There? Imaja / Imaja who ? Oh look the door opened Im out"