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Joke of the Day
"What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert? Darude Sandstorm."
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"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because may be 8 didn't have charging jack"
"Can I ask you a quick question? What is the quickest way to the front page?"
"What is a gay boxer's favorite drink? Fruity punch"
"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little nazis."
"Listen. You can keep retaking all the pictures you want, but that's what your face looks like."
"Well, it's that time of year again when people come up to me with their scary face and frightening clothes with their hand held out wanting money and shit. I hate my job at the welfare office."
"""I feel like 790,000 bucks!!"" Said a woman feeling like a million bucks."
"What's long, Jewish, and rough with your ass? Passover"
"I'm at a bar in the United States and there's still a lot of white people who are way too confident with their dancing abilities."