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Joke of the Day
"I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone."
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"so my girl friend just called me a pedofile i told her that was a big word for a 5 year old"
"What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 4 years? Whitney Houston's crack pipe."
"After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, ""what are you going to do now?"" God said, ""I think I'm going to call it a day."""
"A baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"Never trust an atom They make up everything"
"Where are five gay guys on a bus headed to? One Direction"
"TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once Whoops wrong sub"
"How do you get Dick from Richard? You ask him nicely."
"You inner anus is so big that when you skydive it acts as a parachute."