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Joke of the Day
"Why did mr.Potato head go to Prison. Hash browns."
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"Did you hear about the gangsta proctologist? Apparently he busted a capillary in someone's ass."
"What do you call a mail order bride from Thailand? A she-mail"
"What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film? P.S. I Love You"
"My girlfriend complained about my obsession with spices. So I said, ""Bae, leave."""
"Thanks for explaining to me what ""many"" means! It means a lot!"
"How do real partners in crime jokingly introduce themselves to people?"
"What's black and yellow and goes ""Ahhhhh"" A school bus falling off a cliff."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar . . . A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender: Ya know, we have a drink named after you! Grasshopper: You have a drink named Steve?"
"sure you can PAY for a professional photographer, OR you can just lie spread out in a field until 1 finds u and just starts taking pictures"