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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mail order bride from Thailand? A she-mail"

"A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain' she said. 'I hope your first name is not Agnate ?' 'No it's velvet !'"

"The fact that people use the wrong ""your,"" ""there,"" ""it's"" and ""its"" yet spell ""Bieber"" correctly just kills me."

"People can't drive. Take this guy behind me for example, doing 110 mph with flashing blue lights. What the hell is a ECILOP anyway??"

"We used to have a dog with no back legs and steel balls We called him Sparky."

"What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan? The Twin Towers."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy."

"What did the fly say to the second man on the moon? Buzz....."

"If you take meat from a calf... ... it could either be veal or below-knee."

"I passed out drunk at a party and I woke up to some random dude blowing me.... I yell at him angrily ""As soon as you're finished, I'm kicking your ass!"""