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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for explaining to me what ""many"" means! It means a lot!"

"What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys? a PDFile"

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans!"

"It's like grandma always said... Make sure you put everything in the medicine cabinet back where you found it or you won't be invited back."

"Review of ""grandma"": slow, slow-witted, terrified of technology, can't bench for shit, no karate, basically racist "

"Wake and bake and bake and bake and bake and bake - really busy pothead chefs daily itinerary"

"Did you hear about the autistic guy that sat on his food at Fuddrucker's? Turns out he just had Aspergers."

"Why did the cookie smoke weed? Because he wanted to get baked."

"Do Bigfoot hunters and ghost hunters think the other ones are dumb or are they like: ""Game recognize game?"""

"I don't know how to tell people this... But I want to be a translator."