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Joke of the Day
"How do real partners in crime jokingly introduce themselves to people?"
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"Do cops tell bad guys to freeze in Alaska? Or is it just understood?"
"What kind of people should you stay away from? Trees. They're quite shady."
"When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, ""What are they doing?"" Now I wonder the same thing."
"Have you heard about the Occupy - Treasury movement? Finally, an occupy movement that makes cents."
"I got fired on my first day as a paramedic for trying to revive everyone with true love's first kiss."
"Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn't always catch it the first time."
"What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !"
"What's better than 29 year olds? 20 9 year olds ( ) Sorry"
"What did the Texas sheriff say about the black guy who was shot 15 times? ""Worse case of suicide I ever saw."""