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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gangsta proctologist? Apparently he busted a capillary in someone's ass."
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"Just recently sold all my dead batteries free of charge"
"Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia? He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!"
"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. One was a salted"
"What do you call a constipated Benedict Cumberbatch? No Shit Sherlock"
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, at least two, provided the lightbulb is big enough."
"The Queen is what she drinks... Royalty [ I hope this isn't a repost. I thought of it on my own]"
"Movies you wish Tom Cruise would star in: Remission Impossible"
"Have you heard about that new team of women superheroes? They were Ex-Men."
"I'm starting to think that the gym isn't really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later."