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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gangsta proctologist? Apparently he busted a capillary in someone's ass."
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"Still super weird to me that humans can make other smaller humans. I wish mozzarella sticks could make other smaller mozzarella sticks."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like ""hey thanks"" and I'm like ""I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community"""
"3 words, 8 letters. I wanna hear you say it I am Groot."
"Teens don't know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us."
"What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano? You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!"
"How do you tell if someone is ticklish? Testicles."
"A guy ran into a bar... ...he had to be hospitalized."
"I've been going to the gym for five years now and I still don't have abs. It sucks being the cleaner."
"My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!"