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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to be naked and baked without wondering why the two words don't rhyme."
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"A Zen student asked his master, ""Is it OK to use email?"" ""Yes,"" replied the master, ""But no attachments."""
"How did the shattering glass get everyone's attention? ""Let me be loud and clear!"""
"*Busts through Kool-aid mans wall* Kool-aid man: Not cool. What I do is fake. This is our home Me: I'm sorr... *A sippy cup starts crying*"
"Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry."
"""I was thinking of all the shit I hate, so I made a list of all the shit I hate"" *notices you don't care *adds you to list of shit I hate"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? World War II."
"Justice Scalia stated that he wants to be cremated after his death Millions of women are meeting now to discuss if that's what is best for his body."
"Why did the bicycle fall down? because it was two-tired."
"You know, people are a lot like snow... If you pee on them, they go away!"