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Joke of the Day
"A white supremacist, racist, and antisemite walk into a bar Oh wait, that's the White House"
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"What do you call two breath mints that were turned into humans by a scientist? Ex-pair-a-mints."
"I like to walk through the mall and hand out bags of Cheetos to all the kids I see wearing white clothes"
"How do you organize a space party? You Planet."
"I'm creeped out by the Hamburger Helper glove. ""Hi, I'm a dismembered hand here to help out with dinner."" No thanks."
"What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens? A Petophile"
"What's the most awkward part of a redneck wedding? When her father and brother walk her down the isle."
"As a young southern farmer I used to dread wasting my time with hoes Now finally I can afford a tractor"
"Damn girl, are you a time traveler? Because being fat was attractive in the 1500's."
"Paramount is making a movie about a pair of Chinese race car drivers... It's called ""Two Wongs Don't Make a Right"""