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Joke of the Day
"A white supremacist, racist, and antisemite walk into a bar Oh wait, that's the White House"
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"Why's everyone hating Mayweather, I think it feels great out"
"Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bonnie ! Bonnie who ? Bonnie by soloflex !"
"It's a well know fact that Elton John is an excellent pianist. But did you know he sucks on the organ?"
"We all deserve friends like the Backstreet Boys. If you ask ""am I sexuaaaal?"" and don't get a ""yeeeeeeah!"" in response, you need a new crew."
"Knock knock.. Come in!"
"One wrong choice in a Nancy Drew Choose Your Own Aventure book and you're wearing a human intestine as a scarf in post-apocalyptic Boise."
"Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger. But she was messin wit some pretty elaborate gold mining equipment down by the river bed today."
"What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window."