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Joke of the Day

"I like to walk through the mall and hand out bags of Cheetos to all the kids I see wearing white clothes"

"What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container? That can can can-can!"

"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but it has no atmosphere."

"What's dark, and usually involved in crime? A balaclava."

"Why is it impossible to argue with Trump? Because the Earth's rotation automatically makes a circle jerk out of him"

"If your partner makes you sleep closest to the door, you are either the protector or bait for the zombies."

"Infatuation prick is the answer, what is the question? How do you want your wontons cooked?"

"Muslim book store in New York: A man asks if they have the latest Donald Trump book on immigration. ""Fuck off, get out and don't come back"" says the store owner. ""That's the one!"" says the man"

"Whenever I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on."

"I love when you're choking someone and they are all ""I can't breathe"", duh I'm choking you."