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Joke of the Day
"How do you organize a space party? You Planet."
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"What do you call a blind german? A not-see."
"What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room? (Zzzzip)"
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... Light brown, from the south, and kept in a lightless cabinet only to be taken out on special occasions."
"Why do old men take Viagra? It stops them from rolling out of bed."
"If he's a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?"
"I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation"
"How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb? There still working on it..."
"Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety."
"A gay guy wants to quit smoking... So he put a nicotine patch on both arms, now he's down to 2 butts a day."