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Joke of the Day

"Paramount is making a movie about a pair of Chinese race car drivers... It's called ""Two Wongs Don't Make a Right"""

"Did you guys know the majority is always right? Except slavery"

"Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I'm eating."

"Why was Hitler late to his meeting? He couldn't HEIL a cab."

"One sneeze: Bless you. Two sneezes: Ugh, bless you. Three sneezes: Silence. Four sneezes: We'll never be as close as we once were."

"A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me."

"It's so hot, everybody looks like they're in an American Apparel ad."

"""She's cute I swear, let me find a better picture."" Me telling my friends about my new girlfriend."

"10x2 and 11x2 are the same thing 10x2=20 and 11x2=20 too"

"Why did the pop band get cancer? They were radio active."