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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two breath mints that were turned into humans by a scientist? Ex-pair-a-mints."

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? ""Broken Pencil."" ""Broken Pencil Who?"" ""Never mind, it's pointless."""

"How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!"

"Did you know Achilles was a runway model? He was fired because of his walk. He had a problem with heels."

"College guy: [massaging head] Oh man I got so trashed last night. Raccoon: [massaging stomach with his little raccoon paws] Me too man."

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got his gas bill"

"What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset? Stealth Bomber"

"Why are gay people bad liars? They can't keep a straight face"

"You should kill me for this but... Did you see the engraving under the mineral sculpture of the famous punner's head? It said, ""Wordplay Ore Bust"""

"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg? He was alright."