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Joke of the Day

"My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too."

"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? Canoes tip"

"Girl asks a guy... How big he thinks her boobs are, he replies, ""looks like im gonna have to do an inbreastigation!"""

"Boys are like bras.. They are cute and supportive until you use them too long and then they fall apart... ...also that's when the support ends"

"What is it about being blind... ...that makes people want to walk their dog so much?"

"When a guy tries to talk to me while at a urinal I instantly slide over and start pissing in his urinal too. See how friendly he really is"

"Yo mama so fat... That when she sat on a Nokia phone it broke"

"I keep a banana in my bathroom It's for scale."

"Boss made me put a nametag over my left bosom. I leaned over and said, ""Now, what shall we name the other one?"""

"Golf Joke: The Cast Away - YouTube http://thesandtrap.com/t/63042/golf-joke-the-cast-away-youtube"