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"Breaking News: Uncovered Nazi documents reveal a cure for cancer was found An oven.."
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"What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ? Ulta Magnus!"
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because they weren't born yesterday."
"My wife said that if I lose my job, she's divorcing me. So I need suggestions here, people. What are some terminable offenses these days?"
"Don't fall in love. You will get feelings and die."
"Not sure if it's still too soon after the shooting, but.... Do you think JFK ever said ""I need another parade like I need another hole in the head""?"
"Pendanticness test Look in the comment section for your results."
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"Sometimes I really miss you (my ex)... Then I remember I have a hand and the internet."
"Tell a woman she has cute kids and she's all proud. Whisper it to her and she calls the cops."