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Joke of the Day

"I've been dying to see Age of Ultron But then I just googled ""How old is Ultron"" and found out he's 47. Saved me $10."

"i bet today is the most confusing day in harlem!"

"Ever wonder if you killed that one really important brain cell?"

"[job interview] ""Why do you want to leave your current job?"" My boss is a total idiot ""It says here you're self-employed?"" Yes that's right"

"If a man masseur refuses to give a massage to a woman Is he a misogynist?"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field"

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because he wanted to... ""Get along little doggy"""

"TIFU by crashing my airplane I had forgotten to turn off my cell phone :("

"Playing dodgeball with kids is harder than it looks cause you have to throw them with both hands."

"Strap-on backwards spells No-parts."