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Joke of the Day
"What a weekend... apparently gonorrhea is NOT a girl's best friend."
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"if I were a serial killer, I would target people who scream when they sneeze"
"Can a woman turn a man into a millionaire? Yes, if he's a billionaire..."
"Everyone knows someone whose laugh is always funnier than the joke."
"So my doctor told me I need to stop eating so much... But I don't think I can just quit eating cold turkey."
"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved."
"How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher? Calculator!"
"Remember when all bombs looked like a black bowling ball with a giant wick in the top? Yep, simpler times."
"forrest gump (1994): this film gave me very unrealistic expectations of what my life would be like as a huge idiot. 2/10"
"Watch out for black ice I rode a bike over some black ice. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."