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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of lions that is homosexual? Gay pride."

"Did you hear about the boxer who became a comedian? Turns out he was pretty good at delivering punchlines. *I'm sorry*"

"You aren't going to believe who the most amazing person is. Just read the first two words!"

"Women just want security At least that's what they start yelling when I try to talk to them!"

"What is worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"

"""Hey, wanna hangout?"" ""Later."" ""Now?"" ""No, later"" ""How about now?"" ""Jesus christ."" -if Adobe Updater was your friend"

"Every time I see a white work van, I beat the driver unconscious, and check in the back. Sooner or later I'll be a hero."

"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere"

"what's al qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"

"Call me old-fashioned, but marriage should be about a man aligning forces with a trusted ally to consolidate power & destroy common enemies"