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Joke of the Day

"The dyslexic jkoe A dyslexic man walked into a bra"

"Did you hear about the restroom for pencils? It's for #2 only."

"Joe, keep that beat nice and loose. Sam, take that bass for a walk. Ray I slept with your mom AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A"

"[greeting aliens] Hello, we are the smartest animals on this planet. Every week we give the grass a little haircut"

"Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor"

"I think it's disgusting that women only make 70 cents to every dollar a man makes It should be at least 80"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"

"What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."

"So a homeless man comes up to us... ""If I tell you a funny joke, would you pay me a quarter?"" My pal from Rhode Island say in a thick northeastern accent: ""I gotta funny joke fo' yah... Yah homeless."""

"Whenever someone tells me they get a ""high"" from running, all I'm thinking is, ""You've obviously never been high before."""