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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the boxer who became a comedian? Turns out he was pretty good at delivering punchlines. *I'm sorry*"

"The number one cause of teenage pregnancy is sluts."

"On a cold, late December day... ... the wall calendar looked across the room at the advent calendar and said: ""It looks like our days are numbered, pal""."

"Why can't pedophiles eat butter? It will raise their molesterol."

"A lot of people think boogers are funny But they're snot."

"Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck !"

"What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful? A cheap pansy"

"A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York."

"Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."

"I was walking down the street when I saw my mother in law getting beaten up by 7 people... Someone said ""shouldn't you help?"" and I replied ""nah, 7 should be enough."""