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Joke of the Day

"I invented a Poem: ""I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs, it digs. We dig, they dig, you dig. It's not very good - but quite deep."

"What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away.."

"Why is it difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they take everything literally."

"What's the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."

"What did socialists use before candles? Light bulbs."

"What do you call a black gynecologist? A gynecologist, you racist bastard!"

"Where do you put people with ADHD? A concentration camp"

"I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office."

"Future said ""I wake up on a daily basis"" so he other does so much drugs that that's an accomplishment or he doesnt know thats what people do"

"My little old fish didn't move around in her bowl all day. i thought she was dead but it turns out she was just going through minnow pause."