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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a Chinese person with down syndrome? Som ting wong"
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"Superman is depressed because he has to change in dirty gas station bathrooms since the telephone booth is now extinct. Poor Superman."
"""Despite my best efforts, my hot air balloon just isn't going to fly."" ""Dude, that's a bike with a blanket on it."" ""My best efforts."""
"A Blonde texts her friend A blonde texts her friend and asks ""what does IDK stand for?"" The friend replies ""I don't know"" The blonde texts back ""shit, no one seems to know"""
"My girlfriend is like my bank account Only there for the money"
"Guys joking about chemical weapons isn't funny. Syriasly."
"Me and Justin Trudeau have alot in common... We both hope our budget will balance itself"
"My friend Dave told me this joke about Hillary Clinton yesterday... I was just wondering if anyone here has heard from him?"
"When choosing a bottle of wine, it's good to pick one with a picture of the animal you'd most like to get drunk with on the label."
"Sorry, page 2 of Google searches."