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Joke of the Day

"Nu Finish makes a Scratch Doctor to get unwanted scratches out of your car... They should make a Biatch Doctor!"

"Chris Pratt is my favorite actor whose name sounds like if a rodent fell in the McDonald's deep fryer"

"Dora the Explorer... has a little Muslim friend named Doda... The Exploder."

"I can't find the thing that I fuck every day, so I asked the kids.... Apparently the dog died two days ago."

"Best alzheimer's joke"

"An Irish man walks on the street and ignores a bar... Muahahaha, like that's possible!"

"My congressman just wrote to tell me if I don't re-elect him, whatever-scares-me-most will probably happen. Send money."

"A man walks into a zoo, and the only animal he sees there is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"Wanna hear a cheesy conspiracy? Halluminati"

"Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest."