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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the romantic comedy that has a cast consisting only of Vine stars? They've already announced the title: ""P.S. I Got 'Eem""."

"i have 2000 karma in the sum of all my accounts and yet i feel no one respects my opinions maybe that's because i have 2500 posts"

"Dear students, I know when you're texting Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, your teacher."

"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it is two tired."

"Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???... Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!"

"What's the name of that movie about the war horse? War Biscuit"

"What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight? Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah"

"Yesterday my friend said he was scoring all of these bitches! It turned out he was just walking 15 pitbulls! Lame..."

"I heard a pun about German sausages... But it was the wurst pun I've ever heard."

"fooling around I was sucking off this bird last night when I thought, ""Wait a minute..."""