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Joke of the Day

"I like my slaves like i like my cream whipped"

"Vacuum the cat, its easier than vacuuming his hair from the whole house"

"What does a teenage southern girl say while having sex? Get off me Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes!"

"What function puts you in the danger zone The LOG^^^gins function!"

"I do my trigonometry outside... cos tan."

"What do you call a black dinosaur? TYRONE-ASAURUS REX! I made this joke up in like middle school I think."

"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and in the cellar"

"My Wife was dead and rotting for a week... ..and i thought she was just having her periods."

"Why did the suicide bomber explode on the train? To get to the other side."

"The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each. It was his meson scene."