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Joke of the Day

"Why do software developers make the best relationship partners? because they're not afraid of committing."

"Did you guys hear about Freddie Mercury's bedroom furniture store? Nothing Really Mattress. They only sell queen size."

"What do bears in Mexico eat? The same shit as all the other bears. What? Were you expecting a pun?"

"Can we still see the Grand Canyon from the air or has the government put a giant tarp over it?"

"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same."

"Until you've tried to start a conga line at a funeral, don't tell me about your drinking problem."

"my favorite game is called ""Secret Family."" I go to the movies & sit near a group of strangers & pretend they love me"

"You know I think Fight Club is pretty underrated. Nobody talks about it these days"

"""Update the force, Luke"" Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police . . . . . . . They're the police you racist cunt."