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Joke of the Day

"Hey, guy from the gym with lifting gloves still on, you can take them off now, you're in Starbucks."

"Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor."

"How do you turn a fox into a whale? Marry her."

"Someone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a ton of black people suddenly got laptops or something."

"I had a bad dream about pizza sauce. It was a real nightmarinara."

"Redditor and the Hooker . . . you won't *BELIEVE* what she told him! Keep the LPTs and give me my sixty dollars."

"I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember."

"What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after? Yes, I'm completely sure."

"Is it ""raymen"" noodles or ""rawmun"" noodles? I don't wanna sound stupid when asking the gas station clerk for a wine to complement my dinner."

"Husband: Call ambulance, Fast! I am Having a Heart Attack... Wife: ( Took his mobile): ""Quick!! Tell me the Password!!"" Husband: It's Okay, I am feeling better now!! :D :D"