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Joke of the Day

"What does Sigmund Freud say comes between fear and sex? funf (it helps if you say it out loud, and understand German) :-)"

"Someone should have warned me, that when you have kids, they talk to you, like, ALL. THE. TIME."

"I just established the five hour rule for tequila spilled on the floor."

"Why does Freud always have a cigar? Penis envy."

"Australians don't have sex They mate"

"How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office? Erections"

"""You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this"" -Guy who invented shovels"

"Wife: Whatchya thinking about? Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff."

"I'm glad my parents told me I'm adopted But I don't know why they tell me everday."

"What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside? A hot dog."