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Joke of the Day
"Two gay men were having a few drinks One said ""Bottoms up!"" The other got topsy."
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"If Donald Trump had a band, what would be its name? Donald Trump and the Trumpets Their first single : We built this wall."
"My wedding will be open casket."
"Group of 12 year old girls: We're scared of boys. Me: OMG, me tooooooo!"
"Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is ""Squirty"""
"Water polo was invented After a particularly heated game of ICE Hockey"
"""Yep, I'm going to jail."" When a State Trooper takes the same exit off the highway*"
"A Roman walks into a bar He holds two fingers up to the barman and says ""five beers please"""
"How do you fix a broken rock. Geosporin."
"*wakes up before alarm goes off* please be 5am please be 5am *checks time* 2:34pm, februrary 25, 2054. NOOOOOOOOO"