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Joke of the Day

"I think my girlfriend wants it in the ear.... because every time I try to stick it in her mouth she turns her head."

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"I hate it when you hold the door open for people And all they can say is, ""Oh fucking hell, I can see you having a shit!"""
"What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer? Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!"
"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Porque Siete ocho Nueve!"
"i am skeptical of the concept ""Too Big To Fail"" mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly"
"First time I saw the Trojan bare skin condoms I was like, what? Bear skin? That seems unpleasant."
"What is the definition of disgusting? Putting 7 oysters up your girlfriend and sucking out 8"
"My friend said this in the middle of class. Best joke I have EVER heard. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 knew what 6 and 9 were doing."
"Do you know the difference bewtween a chair and a dick? If no Be careful where you sit"
"Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones"