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Joke of the Day

"What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read."

"The more time you spend with your lover, the more you become like them. That explains why I'm so childish."

"I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out"

"I had a pun about insanity.. ..but I lost it"

"A Gingerbread Man Veteran ...lost his legs in 'Nom"

"Aids... -What would prevent AIDS from spreading in Africa? -Sex only after lunch"

"What is One Direction's favorite place to eat? Five Guys"

"What is hillybillys fantasy?! S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother."

"What do you call a baby bull? A bully!"

"How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality? He just nose. All credit to my BFF"