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Joke of the Day

"What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read."

"I don't see how someone could mourn the loss of a Chinese dictator. It just seems unbereaveable to me."

"What do you call a nation of angry women? A cuntry."

"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was FANTASTIC."

"I hate perforations They're tearable"

"How many niggers does it take to win a war? All of them."

"What did the cucumber say to the salad? Nothing. (It's a cucumber. (They don't talk.))"

"Purely a Fable One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch... But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day."

"What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals? A referee"

"Shark Week is just a holiday invented by the underwater camera industry."