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Joke of the Day
"Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day."
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"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team."
"What's the worst thing about Fridays? Realizing it's only Tuesday."
"Whoever called it rush hour should not be allowed to name anything else."
"Nightclub bouncers find me so attractive that they ask me to stand next to them while they make everyone else go inside."
"If you want to piss off a fat person, just date their ex. They hate when someone messes with their leftovers"
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A Staggersaurus."
"An ostrich commits grand heresy against the empire. He is promptly ostrichized. No? ok."
"What do you call a criminal with an STD? A herpetrator."
"I don't think people should throw stones in regular houses either."