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Joke of the Day
"What's the most popular religion for addicts? the Crystal Methodists"
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"What if Bruce Jenner's whole ""Caitlyn"" thing is just a big joke, but nobody gets it because ... ... women aren't funny ?"
"I like my women like I like my water Wet and slippery on the floor."
"Two jokes walk into a bar... Where's the punchline?"
"Country music is like a vacuum. . . As soon as you turn it off it stops sucking."
"Did you know that 95% of Jews aren't Jews? They're dead"
"Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!"
"What did the Nazi say to the clock that went tick-tick-tick? Ve have vays of making you tock..."
"Me: SORRY I HAVE TO HANG UP I'M HEADING INTO A TUNNEL * hangs up land-line *"
"What Google Drive app is reserved for Jews? Google Gasroom"