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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!"

"What do you get when einstein jacks off???? a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)"

"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole ""light bulb"" thing."

"What does a church shooting sound like? Pew! Pew!"

"""You're stepping on all the cracks, but you don't have to worry about it because your mother's dead"" - my seven-year-old to me this morning"

"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."

"We saw, we came... ...and we were told to get out of the girls' locker room."

"Watch My lesbian friend gave me a Timex for my birthday. I don't think she understood me correctly when I said I wanna watch."

"One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week"

"Why couldn't the radish finish the race? He was just a little beet."